pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

(Source: deucebasket)

sagihairius:

AND AFTER ALL YOU’RE MY 

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substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”