i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.
youwishangelfish: Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
apatheticghost: my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
g2gfast: today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
everthorne: if I can’t have sex with it or put ranch on it then I’m really not interested
Actually just busted into tears
poorchrysalis: i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand
sairiously: “I’m so done with today” I say as the clock strikes 8:45 a.m.
I feel like I wanna die. I feel like I wanna die. I feel like I wanna die. I feel like I wanna die. I feel like I wanna die. I feel like I wanna die. I feel like I wanna die. I feel like I wanna die. I feel like I wanna die.
daddyfuckedme: wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
vocaroo: in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there
thebatteur: once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried