if I can’t have sex with it or put ranch on it then I’m really not interested
Actually just busted into tears
i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand
“I’m so done with today” I say as the clock strikes 8:45 a.m.
I feel like I wanna die. I feel like I wanna die. I feel like I wanna die. I feel like I wanna die. I feel like I wanna die. I feel like I wanna die. I feel like I wanna die. I feel like I wanna die. I feel like I wanna die.
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
